Rejected Poster

I think Eric was going for a Don Hertzfelt feel to this entry... Ok, points for obscure humour that i appreciate. Rejected Cartoons and Billy's Balloon made me laugh like that time me and my buddy Zarko almost drove into a ditch on a stoned Friday night in high school. Yes, only morbit humour can make us laugh like that.

Kee-riest, with these two, and the Olsen twins, my weekend's set.

Fekkin'ell would ya look at the lastest entry! What?... Dre sees me downin some German's U-Boat and thinks it's safe to send me this poster? THAT WASN'T REAL!! Your boyfriend used computer talent to create his fantazie. This one, however, is goin on my wall. Yer hot Dre, in that little sister kinda way. So what say ya hook me up with yer friend there. We're at the age where a big brother can see his sister's friends on a social level. Give us her number.

Now aside from this getting bonus points for fetish excellence, extra points also awarded for Canadian content (let us not forget that Fook Mi and Fook Yu come from the brain of Mike Myers) and technical merit from the inlay of that text. Looks as if a Roman sculptor has actually chissled away the LCD screen of my iBook to give the party date.

Good show Dre.
ps. The words "Tag Team" have been in my head since receiving this poster.

Things just got interesting...

Well well well. Mr Tom Evans put some effort into this one, that much can be said. Maybe a little too much effort in fact. Now due to the... nature... of this poster, i can't have it one the main page. Some people view this at work n' shit. If you are at home, or if there's no one around, check it out HERE.

In any event, in the aims of being a fair judge, points have to be awarded to the technical merit of this piece. The morphing looks nice, i suppose, and bonus points deffinitely go for the inclusion of Engrish, a person favourite of mine, but usually confined to t-shirts... not me as a gobbler. And i suppose one bonus point for having the balls to make this sort of poster of someone who does nothing but watch Sopranos. I'm sure i'll think of something to do to ol' Tommy Boy before time's up.

Now, for insulting Gatsby, minus three points. Final answer, bitch. ;-)

Shiznit n' shit

We send another thanks out da muthas at Sugar D fo' they technical assistance n' shit.

We has also decided that shiznit wise go Snoop on this site, only posting in Snoop Speak, know what I'm sayin'? Makes things fun 'n crazy n' shit.

ASD

Space filler

In an effort keep izzall flyers close they original size, i has add this space filler as that foolish siiiiide bar conflicts wit large photos 'n interupts viewing pleasure.

At first i shrunk da photos meet da margins of this text area, but that made some text on da flyers unreadable, know what I'm sayin'? So has a look below at izzle latest entry from Mista Santiago himself.

If i knew mo' 'bout html, i would has that shiznit set up so that da file is small on this page, 'n yo' ass could click that shiznit see da full version, know what I'm sayin'?

Alas, i am not sho how do that, know what I'm sayin'?

Peeps in da know can email me.

ASD

Space n' shit... the bearded frontier

I'll has da Bigguns
Contest shaping up wit this entry from Manny over at Sugar Disaster, which brings izzle contestants up three. Far less than we hoped fo', but wit two weeks go could get some mo' Photoshoppers yet n' shit.

Good work on this flyer, me thinks, though understand da hidden message, yo' ass gots put yo' nose up da screen 'n slowly pull back n' shit. Try counting backwards from ten, aloud, while yo' ass do that.

Good show Manny. See me 'n eric has some work do, know what I'm sayin'?