Lock-Jaw

Recently, I've been drinking to ease the pain.

Now... I know what you're all thinking: you're thinking "But Dr. Sundance, you've got a great girl on your arm that makes you chicken soup when you're sick, gave you a stylish Swiss watch that matches your personality for your birthday, and is wickedly fun to hang out with." And you'd be right.

You're thinking "But Dr. Sundance, you've got a job you like, and you're making heaps of cash doing it. You've amassed more fetti in 6 months than you did in 3 years!" And you'd be right.

You're thinking "Most importantly, Dr. Sundance, you shouldn't drink to ease your pain, you need to delve into your problem and search out the source of your problem, and real that fekker down by its horns!" And you'd be partially right.

You'd be right in that that is the correct way to deal with those problems... but my pain isn't of the heart, it's of the head and jaw area. And I already know the source of my pain, I just can't do anything about it for another 2 weeks until I get back to Canada.

See, due to fact that I grind my teeth while sleeping, I have a problem with mytemporomandibular joint in the jaw. It causes neck, shoulder and headaches that are really really shitty. Every morning my jaw pops, and sometimes, I can't even open my food hole all the way.

On the plus side, I can never be called a slack-jawed yokle. I am from the farms, but I am most certainly tight-jawed...